30 April 2011

Lawak Lawak NY





Memang dah tuah Ajoi, dia memasuki pertandingan teka kacang dan mendapat tempat pertama yang hadiahnya ialah melancong ke New York.

Maka Ajoi pun pergi ke New York bersendirian kerana pakej percuma tu hanya untuk seorang saja.

Selepas tiga jam jalan-jalan di bandaraya NY, Ajoi mula haus dan masuk di sebuah bar di sana.


Oleh kerana hanya biasa minum di warung kopi dan memang tak pernah masuk bar, dia tak tahu nak order air apa.


Dia melihat seorang pemuda Mat Salleh dan mendengar pesanan mamat tu..

“Jack Daniels, single.”

Kemudian bartender memberikan segelas minuman.

Tak lama lepas tu, datang lagi pemuda lain:

“Johnny Walker, single.”

Bar tender pun memberikan segelas minuman.

Ohh senang jer, bisik Ajoi.

Maka dengan confident giler, Ajoi mendekati bartender dan berkata:

“Ajoi bin Tahir, married!”










29 April 2011

Airplane

End of matriculation programme. : )
No regrets at all..
Happy, although i have to be apart from my frens there.

back to my bisness.
Dalam masa setahun belajar kat KMPh, baru sekali aku balik rumah & kolej naik bas.
Dan masa tu lah cuti terakhir sblm study week. siot. Aku xpernah naik bas,and finally dapat jgk naik bas. haha. tragis gila. baru aku rasa masa tu, best ape balik naik bas! rugi kot sebelum tu xpernah naik bas.

Tadi aku pergi stesen bas, nampak la ramai org kat sane. mostly student uitm dungun. kan dh start cuti sem ni. so, aku duduk la kat tepi kereta, tgk gelagat dorg. dan..aku teringin sangat nak rasa naik bas same2 dgn kawan2, malam2. haha... pastu, aku dah mula berangan ni nak dapat u yg jauh2 skit. skit dh la, xnk jauh sgtt.. at least i can travel myself alone, be independent. because i'm not a small kid anymore. : )








23 April 2011

huarghhh...

Reblog and BOLD what applies to you.

My Personality :

I’m loud
I’m obnoxious
I’m sarcastic
I’m cocky
I cry easily
I have a bad temper
For the most part, I don’t like people
I’m easy to get along with
I have more enemies than friends
I’ve smoked
I’ve smoked weed
I drink coffee
I clean my room daily


My Appearance :

I wear makeup - not every day
I wear a piece of jewelery at all times
I wear contacts (for eyesight not colour)
I wear glasses
I have/had braces
I change my hair color often
I straighten my hair often
I have piercings
I have small feet


Relationships :

I’m in a relationship now
I’m single
I’m crushing
I’m in love
I’m always scared of being hurt
An ex has physically abused me, at least once
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
I’ve been in love more than two times
I believe in love at first sight


Friendships :

I have a best friend
I have at least ten friends
I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend

I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend - but are they ever “serious” when it’s between girls? I don’t know what this means haha.
I can trust at least five people with my life


Experiences :

I’ve been on a plane
I’ve been on a train
Someone close to me has died
I’ve taken a taxi
I’ve taken a city bus
I’ve taken a school bus

I’ve gone bungee jumping
I’ve made a speech
I’ve been in some sort of club
I’ve won an award
I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight
I’ve been in a physical fight


Music :

I listen to R&B
I listen to country
I listen to pop
I listen to techno
I listen to rock
I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it

I hate the radio
I buy CDs


Television :

I spend at least six hours a day watching TV
I watch soap operas daily
I’m in love with Days of Our Lives
I’ve seen and liked The OC
I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill
I’ve seen and liked Americas Next Top Model
I’ve seen and liked Popular
I’ve seen and liked 24
I’ve seen and liked CSI
I’ve seen and liked Everwood


Family Life :

I get along with both of my parents
I have at least one brother
I have at least one sister
I have at least one step brother/sister
I have at least one half brother/sister
I’ve been kicked out of my house
I’ve ran away from home (not properly)
I’ve made my parents cry
I’ve lied to my parents
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing
I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded
I don’t live with my parents
Parents are screwed up and gone


Hair :

I’ve been brown
I’ve had streaks
I’ve cut my hair in the past year (like…at the hairdresser)
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year
I’ve been blonde
I’ve been red
I’ve been light brown
I’ve been medium brown
I’ve been blue/green
I’ve gotten my hair thinned
I use conditioner
I’ve used Silk Therapy
I’ve used hot oil treatments
I’ve curled my hair
I’ve straightened my hair
I’ve ironed my hair

I’ve braided my hair


School :

I’ve yelled at a teacher
I’ve been suspended
I’ve had an in-school suspension
I’ve walked out of class
I’ve skipped an entire day of school
I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class
I’ve failed a test
I’ve cheated on a test
I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test
I’ve failed Art
I’ve failed PE
I’ve failed Math
I’ve failed Science
I’ve failed another class
A teacher has called my parents





thats all...hehe. whats yours..??